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[Post Game Thread] Utah Jazz (7-3) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (2-6), 130-116

[赛后贴]  犹他爵士(7胜3负)130-116击败洛杉矶湖人(2胜6负)

双方关键球员数据:

湖人(2-6):威少26分3板6助2断、詹姆斯17分11板8助、浓眉22分8板2帽、沃克17分、布朗12分、贝弗利5分5板、里夫斯5分3助、安德森2分、加布里埃尔5分4板、瑞安3分3板。

爵士(7-3):马尔卡宁27分13板4助、克拉克森20分7板3助、康利15分10助、塞克斯顿17分4板3助、奥利尼克18分4板3助、范德比尔特9分6板4助、塔克7分3板2断、凯斯勒8分4板2帽。

[–]Mdgt_Pope 471 points an hour ago

Bro I’m having so much fun this year with this Jazz team, wtf?

球迷:今年这支爵士队居然把我看得高潮迭起,跟谁说理去?

[–][UTA] Adam Keefesoapy_goatherd 163 points an hour ago

I’d forgotten that basketball and joy could go together lol

爵士球迷:多少年了,我都忘了篮球和快乐并不是老死不相往来的,哈哈哈

[–]BucksKorgG29 729 points 2 hours ago

“Who tf is Wembanyama?”

-The Jazz, probably

雄鹿球迷: “文班亚马是特么谁啊?”——爵士

[–]Timely_Airline_7168 64 points an hour ago

French bigs are overrated anyway. – Utah Jazz.

球迷:法国大长腿,试过,活不行——犹他爵士

[–]Mdgt_Pope 261 points 2 hours ago

“No more French bigs in SLC, we need a break”

球迷:“盐湖城累感不爱,法国大长腿别来沾边”

[–]Bern5X 245 points 2 hours ago

I need All Star Lauri in my life

球迷:不见马尔卡宁进全明星,我死不瞑目

[–]Jazzbubblegumshrimp 101 points 2 hours ago

Lauri markkanen is the greatest player to ever wear number 23

爵士球迷:马尔卡宁是史上最伟大的23号球员

[–]KingsWembanyamaToTheKings 742 points 2 hours ago

When the Jazz wins the championship this year, Danny Ainge deserves executive of the year for not only building a contender but also fleecing 2 teams out of 7 1st round picks to do so.

国王球迷;今年要是爵士夺冠了,必须把最佳总经理奖颁给安吉,打造一支强队也就罢了,居然还能顺手从两支球队搞来7个首轮签,实在是高

[–]Jazzspacemusclehampster 581 points 3 hours ago

Getting Lauri, Sexton, Vanderbilt, Olynk, and 7 picks for Gobert and Mitchell is insane in all honesty.

爵士球迷:实话实说,用戈贝尔加米切尔换回来马尔卡宁、塞克斯顿、范德比尔特、奥利尼克和7个签,属实疯狂

[–]Celticszgamer200 503 points 2 hours ago

It’s alright Lakers fans. There’s no shame in a losing to a superteam like the Jazz and future MVP Lauri Markkanen.

凯尔特人球迷:湖人球迷也不必太难过。爵士可是超级球队,阵中还有未来的MVP马尔卡宁,输了不丢人

[–]Minneapolis LakersILoveMasterYi 144 points 2 hours ago

They shot better than the 2018 Warriors lmao

湖人球迷:他们的投篮比2018年的勇士还要好,离了谱了

[–]LakeShow Loyalty@LakeShowLoyalty

The Rim for the Jazz tonight: ��

推特网友:爵士今晚面对的篮筐:��

[–][TOR] Khem Birchme_oorl 170 points 2 hours ago

Let the Russ praise be as loud as the disrespect was

猛龙球迷:之前骂威少用多大嗓门,现在就用多大嗓门给我夸回来!

[–]GrizzliesANAL_CAVITIES 462 points 2 hours ago

get westbrook help and stop surrounding him with injury prone old men

灰熊球迷:给威少找点帮手吧,别净囤些老弱病残了

[Highlight] Best buddies Westbrook and Beverly do an extended rock-the-baby celebration together after the Russ bucket

[高光时刻] 威少上篮得手,好基友贝弗利和他“传递小baby”温馨庆祝

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookEffective-Ability-89 809 points 5 hours ago

I can’t believe I’m seeing this lmao

What a filthy celebration

雷霆球迷:笑死了,我不敢相信我的眼睛,这啥呀这是,这庆祝也太辣眼睛了

[–]PacersZusunicStudio 503 points 5 hours ago

Pat Bev and Russ playing together is crazier than when LeBron and Lance Stephenson played together

步行者球迷:贝弗利和威少并肩作战,看起来比詹姆斯和詹吹史蒂芬森的组合还要离谱

[–]ClippersCogito3 240 points 5 hours ago

I legitimately can’t think of a crazier possible pairing in the league right now. They despised each other lmao

快船球迷:我实在想不到这个联盟里还有没有比这俩人更离谱的组合了,他俩之前可是彼此恨得咬牙切齿

[–]Lakersmessydoughut[��] 329 points 2 hours ago

What a wasted game by benchbrook. Get your shit together Bron.

湖人球迷:辜负了板凳杀手威少的上佳表现,还能不能好好打球了,老詹

[–]LakersRemarkable_Cap_291 121 points 2 hours ago

So Russ became good and Lebron became terrible at the exact same time?��

湖人球迷:威少复苏不拉胯,老詹立马就趴下?按下葫芦浮起瓢,不能一起叙佳话��

[–]NBANeoDestiny- 62 points 2 hours ago

LeBron has been ass this season. Father Time finally caught up?

球迷:詹姆斯这个赛季真的是拉。时光老人最终还是反败为胜了?

(注:詹姆斯今年给Nike拍过一个广告片,主题为打败时光老人)

[–]Raptorsjjkiller26 59 points 3 hours ago

the father time commercials jinxed him

猛龙球迷:时光老人系列奶死了老詹

LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo

LeBron tonight

推特网友:今晚的詹姆斯

[Stats] LeBron James(50.0%) has a worse TS% than Russell Westbrook(51.6%) this season

[数据统计]詹姆斯(50.0%)本赛季真实命中率低于威少(51.6%)

[–]ThunderIAmJohnnyJB 261 points 2 hours ago

Russ went 0-11 in the second game this year and still is higher then LeBron

雷霆球迷:威少开赛第二场11中0,居然还比詹姆斯高了?

[–]NBAForoaKlanD 134 points 2 hours ago

Benchbrook gotta be at least 60 TS

球迷:板凳威少真实命中率至少六成

[–]Key-Cherry6709 144 points 2 hours ago

Dude looks actually human this year

球迷:昔日赛场玉皇仙,今年下凡回人间

[–]Bullsshaqfearsyao 139 points 3 hours ago

He needs to take another break to Miami to recharge lol

公牛球迷:他需要重回迈阿密去充个电

[–]staymelooo 90 points 2 hours ago

Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Lebron!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished

球迷:今天在学校参加考试,题做完后,我举起手,大喊一声“勒布朗!”老师心领神会,微笑着收走我的卷子,她知道我已经完了

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